Well, hello there...*wiggles eyebrows*

Nice meeting you here, can I buy you a drink?

Uhhh...no. Just joking. OR AM I? Yeah actually I am, sorry to disappoint.

So...me. I joined here so when I'm a future politician you can all go "OH MA GOD I KNEW HER FROM THE INTERWEBS!". Least, that's the plan.

Just partially kidding and making more bad jokes. *badum tisk*

Anyway on a more serious note (Why so serious? REF TO THE FREAKING RENCE), I like forums. Why you ask? (You creepy freaking need-to-know-it-all,) Well, because I-

Oh mother of Merlin...there's  emoticons?! YAY!

                  :newfag:                   

I LOVE EMOTICONS.

         I DON'T EVEN LIKE TEA OR COFFEE BUT WHEN THEY HAVE ADORABLE FACES AND LITTLE HEARTS I MELT. (Pun intended. *badum tisk*)


*clears throat* Oh..um...sorry...'bout that...ANYWAY, I like forums because there nice and cozy. I can talk about video games and Sims without being reminded I have no social life! (*badum-* Wait, that's true...awkward...)

Er-interests? Me? What, you wanna date me or something? Just kidding! I'm alone. *sobs in corner*
Well anyway...*wipes tears*....I like to read, write, play video games, draw, write speeches, practice speeches, ignore my Homework (What? It bites! *badum tisk*), etc... You know, the usual.

I'm unaverage, being normal is boring. I only like interesting things. Oh, and I hate reading or listening or seeing sad, depressing things. I can't listen to "How to Save a Life" by The Fray without crying. I'm sensitive. It sucks. I feel like crying when I see a bug not being able to go back outside. I don't even like bugs! Oh, I'm rambling? Sorry (Not).

Oh, I write Fanfiction a lot. I read and watch the news everyday to keep updated with the world of Politics and the world in general. I constantly protest something. Most of the time something I'm wearing is a protest. Recently I have planned on protesting Utah about them not legalizing Gay marriage since I want Gay marriage to be legal in all states.

Rambling again...

But there's not much to say about me. I'm an abnormal female who plans of taking control of the country from the Presidents office. 

Bye!

- ~Despense

(PS. Call me 'Des' if your lazy like me.)

Hi there Despense,

That's a nice introduction you got there. Got me laughing at least once.
I like your style of writing! (You should become the Forum Entertainer - yes, we actually have a rank for that   )

Anyway, indeed, welcome to the official Games4theworld Forum! You're not alone here, because we're all one big family.
Let us know if there's anything we can help you with.